Polyphemus
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The sun is just now starting to set. My eye is seriously and most likely killing me. That man Nobody is a real jerk. Before I get into all that, let me begin at the start of my day. When I woke up and went outside, it was beautiful.. I got my cattle outside to start grazing. On their way out, I grabbed one for breakfast. After I felt enough time had passed for the sheep to eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I led them inside. By this time, it was getting kind of late. When I closed the rock, I had noticed I was not the only one in my cave.. I decided to pretend that I didn’t notice to see if they would show themselves. I went along with my daily routine; milking the cows, separating out the curds, etc. When I stoked the fire, I saw who else was in my cave, and it was obvious I did, so I asked “who are you?” as intimidating as I could. Anyway they told me they were Greeks on their way home from Troy. Then he said something that really ticked me off. He said that it was Greek custom to give HIM some of MY food, or I would feel the wrath of Zeus. So I ate two of his men to show him I didn’t care about his Greek customs. After that I drank some of my milk to wash it all down and then went to sleep. When I awoke I ate two more for breakfast. I let my sheep outside and closed the door behind me. After that, I came back inside and began to make my dinner. That’s when one of the men offered me some wine. I wanted to thank the man who offered me the wine and he said his name was Nobody. I thought that was a funny name but the wine was so good so I didn’t think much about it. I soon fell asleep after that I was awoken by a stick to the eye. It hurt, like a lot. I got up really mad, and I opened the door and stood in the doorway, waiting for the jerks to try and sneak past me. Somehow, they did. I can’t go on about this. My eye is killing me and just thinking about what happened today makes it hurt even more.
Note: I apologize for this being over the word limit, but I couldn't find anything else that I could cut out.